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11:58pm September 17, 2014

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

11:57pm September 17, 2014
motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

11:55pm September 17, 2014

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

11:54pm September 17, 2014
11:54pm September 17, 2014
11:50pm September 17, 2014

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

11:50pm September 17, 2014

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

11:49pm September 17, 2014

name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

11:48pm September 17, 2014
weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

11:42pm September 17, 2014
  • Plays: 1,783,793
  • Artist: Imagine Dragons
  • Album: Radioactive State of Mind
  • Track Name: It's Time to Run Juliet

the-afterword:

It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings

THE LYRICS START AND YOUR MIND IS BLOWN

11:42pm September 17, 2014

heyitspj:

VISA was doing a campaign today

11:42pm September 17, 2014

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By pixiv member 1686602 (x)

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11:39pm September 17, 2014

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

11:38pm September 17, 2014

freaky-pixie:

I relate to this on a spiritual level

11:37pm September 17, 2014
broe-v-wade:

ok look me in the eyes and tell me that dirk doesnt fucking lose it for robot unicorn attack game. its everything dirk loves and more cmon now

broe-v-wade:

ok look me in the eyes and tell me that dirk doesnt fucking lose it for robot unicorn attack game. its everything dirk loves and more cmon now